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Can any of you help me on this one?
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?
I put in a bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit”;
and now it seems I'm only thirty minutes away
from owning Obama’s entire Cabinet.
When we get piled upon one another in large cities,
as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.
Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the
pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep
and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against
tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time
with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation
of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our
liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow
private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation,
then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around
the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children
wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered..'
............................The 2010 Obama.............................
This car runs on hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
Because of my Mother's teaching, thats all I have to say.
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many
of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is,
but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny why he
has decided to be different again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"
Johnny said, “Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him, “Why are you a Republican.”
Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my
Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,
"If your mom were a moron
and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, little Johnny replied,
“That would make me an Obama fan."
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